This is story how i,unfortunanetly,met my wife,Becca <3:
Me:*walking trough hospital* Geez,where is dat patients room?!
- accidentaly goes in Basement to Becca's corridor*
Me: Huh?! Whats that dot in the distance?!
Me:Its getting closer...
Becca: *swiftly* DON'T GET UP BEFORE SATURDAY!!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHH,GRANNY,IS THAT YOU?! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?! AHH,NO COOKIES PLEASE *shakes*
Becca:*seriously? face* Chill down Mr.oval,im not your granny.....im Becca,the "nurse" of this place
Me:O-o-o-o-kay,but my granny was here,when will she come back,i saw here down here...
Becca:I know,she will come out for 10 hours......11 if i eat those fries....
Me: Okay....btw why do you wear black and say that....saturday phrase...
Becca:Black chlotes,Becca,Saturday,whats not clear to you?
Me.Okay...why are your arms always up???
Becca:You tell me...
Me:And why dont you have eyes and how can you see?!
Becca: Wanna slap in your face? Today you ask for one,and you get 2 more for free!
Me:No thanks,i got enough from mom...
Becca:Okay,ummm,wanna hang out sometimes?
Becca:*slaps me* Where are your manners?! MAN asks LADY to hang out sometimes,not opposite!
Me:But with your Saturday power we can change tradition,muhaha!
Becca:*slaps me again* look,i dont have whole night,yes or no?
Me:Omg,yes! *kisses her*
Becca:*slaps me again* i said....NOT BEFORE WE ARE MARRIED!
Becca:I need to go to toilet,i will be right back!
(20 minutes later)
Becca:Jeez,that took forever without toilet paper...
Me:Okay,lets go to beefy's,i heard that they have big burgers on sale...
Becca: *kisses me* you know what a female likes ^_^
Grandma:*stuck in toilet* Hello!!! Somebody!!!Anybody?!
Carl:*enters* haba,haba,im in trouble *wink*
Carl:*enters and closes the door*